Quick view into Lunch with Jell and Hawks

In this edition the part of JellyBean Madison will be played by Kimberlee and the part of HawksRock Gunawan will be played by Dave.

Kimberlee says:

ok wait
how did you know what “dantoine” was?
to know it was spelled wrong?

Dave says:
lol
ummm, errrr, wellllll
/me pushes his paraphernalia way back deep into the closet and shuts the door

Kimberlee says:
OMG

Lisa says:
HA
Jeff just came home
i asked him
it’s princess leia’s home planet
what a GEEK
Lisa says:
it’s misspelled (I am sure, intentionally)

*sigh*
wheres my star wars kink
???
Dave says:
you think you could ummm wear your hair in buns?
Kimberlee says:
YES!
Dave says:
lol
what is really sad though is that I know that Princess Leia’s home planet is Alderaan not Dantooine. lol
Dantooine was the fake location of the rebel base she offered up to the Empire, telling em it was there, when it wasn’t.
Kimberlee says:
then what is tattooie?
Dave says:
Tattooine was Luke’s home planet
Kimberlee says:
omfg
Dave says:
I think *adjusting his bowtie*
Kimberlee says:
where the hell has my star wars kink been?
huh?
huh?
Dave says:
well i do have this lil thing with Yoda we might wanna work on

Kimberlee says:

why are there not more Grease fanatics?
srsly
Dave says:
bleh
Kimberlee says:
I can rock a poodle skirt and saddle shoes
Dave says:
why not green ears and a wooden staff? hmmmm
Kimberlee says:
thats gross
can you work my clit with the force
?
Dave says:
you have no idea
Kimberlee says:
HAHA

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2 Responses to “Quick view into Lunch with Jell and Hawks”

  1. But basketball is a peaceful planet we have no weapons!

  2. Dantooine, two “o”‘s

    You see Lord VAder, she can be reasonable, continue with the operation.

    “What?”

    “you’re far too trusting, Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration. We will deal with your rebel friends soon enough. You may fire when ready”

    “Nooo”

    “Commence primary ignition”

    BOOM

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